The 2008 Razzie Awards for the film industry were recently announced. Also known as the Golden Raspberry Awards, these parodies of the Golden Globe (Tony) Awards include nominations and selections of worst picture, worst actor, etc.
This got me thinking... what if there were Razzie Awards for customer service?
I know which company I'd nominate. For sure! It's a major US air carrier, the same one I wrote about before. This time, they have done something even more absurd and un-customer friendly. I am dismayed, disgusted, and out-of-pocket over $400. They dont' seem to care....
Here's what happened.
I paid this airline a hefty fee ($751) to be flown from Portland, Maine to Parkersburg, WVA on the evening of January 14th. Because there are no direct flights, the flight included a connection at Washington Dulles Airport.
The trip started on time, but when I arrived at Dulles, my connecting flight was showing as two hours delayed. Soon thereafter, that flight was cancelled. I went to a customer service agent. I was told that the next avaiable flight to Parkersburg would get me there mid-morning of the following day. I said that this was too late for my meeting, and the meeting was the only reason I was going to Parkersburg. The agent then advised me that there was a flight going back to Portland in a half-hour and that I should get on it. Once I arrived in Portland, I was told, I could go back to the ticket counter and get a refund.
So, I got a return ticket and boarded the plane. It was after midnight when I landed; the ticket counter was closed. So, next day I dutifully drove back to the airport to get my refund. The agent at the ticket counter gave me a partial refund of $326. I asked where the remaining $425 was. She said, "We can't refund that because you flew two legs of the trip." I wasn't sure I heard her right.
I said, "What do you think I did that for... my health? For the joy of spending my evening hours in your gate areas? Or, perhpas for the comfort of your spacious coach seats? The ambience of your friendly skies?"
"No," I said. "The only reason I flew that first leg was to get to the destination which you failed to deliver me to. And I flew the leg home in order, at least, to get to my starting point." This did not persuade her.
"I'm sorry," she said. You'll have to talk to a telephone agent in customer service."
I did. And guess what? I was told that they could not refund the balance, either, and that I would have to go to the ticket counter to do that. So, next day I drove back to the airport for a second time. Still no results. This time I was told that I now had to call a different number.
Since this aborted trip, in addition to spending 7 hours one evening on airplanes and at airports for no reason, I have twice more driven back to the airport, and have spent an additional three hours on the phone with various representatives of this company. None of them will consider agreeing that I am due a refund. Customer service says that I have to call refunds; refunds say that I have to call customer service. Meanwhile, I cannot get anyone there to give me a person's name and phone number that I can reach directly. And each time I call, I must wade through the most onerous IVR system I have ever encountered, only to wait ten to fifteen minutes each time before speaking to a rep, who does not help me at all.
This airline lost money in the 4th quarter of 2007. They say it is because of soaring fuel prices. That is not the reason. The reason they are losing money is that this airline has totally lost sight of its purpose for being in business, which is to fly passengers to their destinations. They are certainly going to get less of my money.
If they treat a frequent flier (me) this way, and I have flown over 250,000 miles with this airline over the years, what are they thinking? Are they really this clueless?
Anyway, this airline has my nomination for the Golden Raspberry Awards for customer service. Who are your nominees?
